
You know, humans aren't the only ones in the world who fucking hate horses. Check this out:
"Mack Rasor, a retired Phoenix police officer and Wickenburg resident, was involved last month in a killer bee attack that left one horse dead in the area of Grand and 163rd avenues." --
The Wickenburg SunSee that? Killer bees hate horses as much as we do, which is why they killed the stupid horse! For this reason, I have decided that killer bees have been given a bad name. Sure, they might take a humor life or two, but as far as I'm concerned, they can kill humans as long as they take out a stupid horse once in awhile.
And bees aren't the only animals who share our blind hatred of these stupid, smelly horses.
Check out this story about a horse being mauled by a shark! That's right, the stupid horse was walking around in the water, putting it's stupid horse nose where it didn't belong, when it got fucking BIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA! That story made we want to squeeze my nipples while thinking about beating a horse. I would love to interview the shark:
Dog Food Dale: So, shark. Why did you bite that horse?
Shark: Because horses are fucking stupid and smelly and annoying. Duh.
Dog Food Dale: Indeed they are, shark. Indeed they are.
I love the animal kingdom! (except horses)